7/19/08

Somewhere at this very moment, Dick Cheney is wiping his semen off the back of a deaf asian child while thinking this to himself...

YOU DAMN COMMUNIST HIPPIE BASTARDS ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY FOR THE REST OF US! HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO OPEN OUR EYES TO THE THINGS WE'VE BEEN WRONGED WHEN WE ARE SO HAPPILY IGNORANT IN OUR DAILY NOTHINGNESS. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO US OF A BETTER WAY OF LIVING, INVOLVING SHARING AND LOVE, AND PEACE AND HARMONY!? WE ARE APPALLED BY YOUR CONCEPT OF A WORLD FREE OF FEAR OR MISGIVINGS, AND TRUE TO ITSELF. WHAT KIND OF SANE PERSON WOULD EVER WANT TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE? LET ALONE NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE. WHO COULD POSSIBLY WANT THE MASSES TO BE EDUCATED AND INVOLVED IN THEIR SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT?! WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU DAMN COMMUNIST HIPPIE BASTARDS TRYING TO CREATE!? ...............................................
....well Mr. Corrupt Capitalist Corporate Pig, I honestly don't know what on earth possessed me to try and show you what I think should humanity should be. You're right. Who the hell do I think I am. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm pretty sure I'm a Communist "hippie". Peace and love to all you capitalists out there. -AK.

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